About Us (Static Girl and Me, 2010)
Addicted To Oil 2006
The Afterlife Bar 2006
Alien VS. Lizard2007
Arizona Drought (5 Brilliant paragraphs) 2004
The Arizona Solar Project 2004
Airport Security 2001
Almost Shut Down2005
Annikasaurus Rex 2003
Anti-Aging Scream Dream Cream 2002
Area 51 2000
Arrogant Apathy2008
Asking Questions2005
No Bailout For The Big 3 Automakers2008/2009
Black Triangles2007
The Bigger Picture 2002
Brave New World / Slave New World 2004
Breeding Stupidity 2002
Caviar in 2004--Complete Review 2004
Children in 2004 2004
Coffee 2001
Coffee in 2003 2003
Credit in 2004 2004
Danica Patrick's First Indy 5002005
My "Dark Angel" Commentary (2006, 5 years after)
The Death Penalty 2002
Dedication 2001
Did We Go To The Moon in 1969? 2001
Do New Movies Suck? 2000
Don't "pess" 2001
Dream Life Misery's "Closest Line Theory"--W. C.'s Review 2004
Election 2000 2000
Energy 1999
Everclear's "Slow Motion Daydream"--W.C.'s Review 2003
Explain It To Me 2006
Facts About Hemp2005
Facts About Telemarketers--The New, Updated and Elongated, Extended Dance Mix--Shhh 2003
58 CD'sA 2005 Update!
5 Years, 5 Weeks, and 5 Days After 9/11 2006
5 Pissy Paragraphs 2002
Fried Phoenix 2002
Holocaust 2001
How People on the Other 6 Continents Think 2009
I Don't Hang Out 2002
If Anything Really Mattered (a do-over, new-ish in 2010)
I Finally Snapped 2002
If I Had A Gazillion Dollars 2004
Illegal Immigrants 2001
Immigrants, Children and Smoking 2006
In a Coma (5 Paragraph Essay) Update 2003
Indiana Jones and the Romance Metaphor Epic 2001
Job Application 2001
Joe Millionaire 2003
Just in case there's a dumbass mother out there who I haven't pissed off yet 2002
Last Summer 2004
Layoffs 2001
Less Artificial 2000
Low Carb 2004
Lucky Friday 2001
2018 Mandela Effect To A Fake Moon Landing Update Part 1
March/April 2009 Observations 2009
Marriage and Poverty 2002
Maureen Dowd asks: "Are Men Necessary?"2005
My Rant for May 2009 2009
The Continuing Medical Conspiracy 2003
Modern Advertising 2002
Water on the Moon; 10-2009 2009
More About Reading (5 Paragraph Essay) Part 2 2003
Scroll down for Part 1: "Static Girl's Writing Prompts" from 3-28-03
More Dribble About 80's Music 2004
Motherhood 2002
Moto Video2005
Music in 2004 / Crystal Method 2004
My Current Job 2001
My June 2002 Rant 2002
My New Bed 2004
My New Ear / My New Computer 2004
My Static Girl 2001
My World 2001
The 2004 New England Patriots 2004
9/11: Almost 3 Years Later 2004
9/11 and Moon-Landing Conspiracies2008
Note To Self 2010
Olympic Basketball 2004
Olympicide 2000
One Fuel Source 2001
One Hour In The Park 2003
The Only Child 2002
Our Apartment 2003
The Overnight Guy Turns 402005
PG-13 (5 Paragraph Essay) 2003
W C's Personal Ad in June, 2006
Personal Security/Identity Theft 2003
Pinball: I finally wrote a Pinball commentary! 2002
Poisonous Mulch2007
Purification 2001
Racial Mixing 2002
Racism in big O2005
Radio in 2001 2001
Ray Krone 2002
Ray Krone Update 2003
Relationships 2004
Religion 2001
The Room 1999
Roswell 2000
Rules For Breeding in 2003 2003
(A 5 Paragraph Screaming Shit-Fit to Piss Stupid Women Off) 2003
Satellite Radio 2002
SCG 2001
Saudi Port Deal 2006
School Problems 2005: It's an update!
6 Days in the Park 2003
Speaking of Speaking 2003
Sperm Banking 2002
Sporting Problems 2001
Static Girl's Writing Prompts For 3-28-03 2003
Stupid Women 2001
Summer 2003 About Me 2003
Talk to God 2000
10 Reasons...Barry Bonds...71 Homers 2001
Things That Amuse Me 2003
This is the End 2000
This Modern World 2003
To Catch A Predator (2007 updated and elongated)
Top 10 albums Sold in Phoenix 2004
TPG's Personal Ad 2003
T-Shirt Idea 2001
The Top 5 Regrets Of The Dying2012
2 More Women 2003
2 Third Balls in the Park / Farewell (10-9-03 Update) 2003
2004 Writing Season 2004
War Protesters 2003
W.C.D.'s Golden Tee Card--November 2005
What Defines You 2001
What I Have to Do 2003
Why Don't You Have Any Kids? 2003
Women in 20052005
Women / 3 Parts 2001
Women Are Dumb 2010
Work in 20082008
Writing in July 2000
WTF is a "Sidebar"? 2010